George Santos

“There there is this uh perception out there that I committed aggravated identity theft that I stole credit cards and I went on shopping sprees”

“Some members actually went on the House floor and voted to [ __ ] expel me wearing the tie I gave them.”

“you create a package and you give a gift. It's a bribe, right? But it's a gift.”

“My crime that I wholeheartedly own up to is I straw donated to my campaign.”